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Did You Know... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (what about that pig??) Hope Ive raised a smile & not offended anyone Elaine x :o))

Hee Hee Elaine, that was just what i needed after my frog experience lol

OH Elaine, PMSL!!!! Love it Sue:-)

I just love these threads. I'm trying hard not to laugh out loud though or my Hubby will guess that I'm on here again :))))))Chrissie

ELAINE lmao, tears rolling down my face, i always wanted to come back as a may fly do it all day and die, but now i might come back as a pig MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm lol sandra

That has to be where that saying comes from ,you know ,stuff yourself like a pig,chance would be a fine thing.Fred.

thanks elaine,i just love these kind of posts,and your comments were even funnier. ive just read a book about tantric sex,and it says with practice,you can have a climax,by just thinking about it. ime thinking,ime thinking. bryan.

Brian,so am i .Fred.

My 8 year old has been watching a tv programme called Gross and tells me that a cockroach can fart for up to 18 hours after it dies. How on earth did they monitor that and why? Jeanette