General Chat

Have you read the Richard & Judy page in today's Daily Express? One of Richard's contributions goes like this...They had arrived home on Monday to be (quote) "confronted by the sight of a posh car with heavily tinted windows parked right outside one's front door, where a man and woman were on the back seat visibly - and audibly - indulging in vigorous lovemaking". Without going on too long with this tale, suffice it to say that neither Richard or Judy (nor their 16-year old daughter, who was inside the house, and had also spotted this spectacle) knew what to do about it. Judy ordered Richard to "go and stop them". Poor Richard, fearing a black eye from one of the two bonking in the car, put up an argument with both the women in his life, before, having been outnumbered, went to deal with the matter. When he opened his front door, thankfully the car had gone. Well folks, your comments!!

Brian - if the windows were that heavily tinted how did Judy and Richard know what was going on inside the car? It could well have been a very competitive game of scrabble going on, or Happy Families, or even snakes and Ladders!! lol Jacqui

I could think of nicer places to do it than outside their front door lol. Mandy :))))

I would like to know how they cottoned on what the couple were up to in a vehicle with tinted windows,they must have had their noses pressed up against the glass! I reckon,given half the chance,Richard would have jumped in to join them.They wouldnt have got a chance to explain their activites with richard anyway as he doesnt let anyone get a word in.

live and let live i say

were theres a will theres a way

Rcihard lives in cuckoo land,,,they must be running out of things to write in their column,,,,although i find it hard to believe ,Richard can prattle on about nothing for ages,

Fee and Claire, I so agree with you! What a prat Richard Madeley is! I had a boss who sexually harrassed me--and Richard reminds me of him SO much! He's a dirty old man! Sorry....just needed to get that out of my system. Maybe the bloke in the limo was Bill Clinton--they are interviewing him tomorrow! I can just imagine what questions Richard will want to cover!

i have to laugh reminds me of a couple of naughty times lol sandra

at least the bonking couple had a posh car!!! when me and hubby were courting we used a beat up old 1100 lol susie

Hey Margaret, I've played some very robust games of snakes and ladders (and I think I felt the earth move on at least one occasion). As a matter of interest, do we know what sort of car it was? lol Jacqui

Anyway,,,what sort of a street do Richard and Judy live in?,,,,Im not knocking the 'straight in off the street' situation but you'd think they could afford a front garden with all their money. Maybe they spend it all on male up,,,I once read that Richard couldnt be parted from his tv make-up,,,apparantly he went home wearing it,