General Chat

Ha! Ha! Martin, Lions stink to high heaven! I have had on hand experience when a "Ranger said to me that a four month year old Lion cub that he was taking care of did not bite" I said! "Hello big Kitty and big Kitty gave me a nip" Everyone was in shock but the nip I got was not a joke. My heart nearly stopped. lol...loll... Great joke!!! Lindy;-)))

great Martin ,i really enjoyed this one ,more please.Fred.

This one even got my husband Graham asking for a print out. Any more like it? Very funny. Cheers Chrissie

nice one martin....loved it. bryan.

Trainee Zoo Keeper...... First job is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls them into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs a spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."