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The Perfect Couple
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Darren white | Report | 25 Jul 2004 17:52 |
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Darren white | Report | 25 Jul 2004 17:53 |
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions had deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is Santa and there is no such thing as the perfect man! ******Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.************ ***Men keep reading.**** So if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the woman must have been driving. This would explain the accident. ****men keep reading**** By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen! |
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Lynda | Report | 25 Jul 2004 18:00 |
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Yeah yeah yeah..... oh sorry did you say something?? (;-))) Lynda |
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Darren white | Report | 25 Jul 2004 18:01 |
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:-) |
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Steph | Report | 25 Jul 2004 18:15 |
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of course the women will carry on reading , we are naturally curious!! But , of course, the first answer was correct!!!!!!! Steph ;-))))) |
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Rick | Report | 25 Jul 2004 19:06 |
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Good one Darren ! I enjoyed that :-) |
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Rick | Report | 25 Jul 2004 20:08 |
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Left you a quote on my thread Darren lmao !!! |
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lou from leicestershire | Report | 25 Jul 2004 20:12 |
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:-)) |
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Fairy | Report | 25 Jul 2004 22:43 |
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very good Jo. |
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sandra rogers | Report | 28 Jul 2004 22:17 |
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santa ? |
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