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Firm It Up !

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Rick

Rick Report 1 Aug 2004 21:58

Trying to think of a clean reply to that Linda.............

lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 1 Aug 2004 21:09

:-)) :-))

Rick

Rick Report 1 Aug 2004 21:04

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his thingy. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."

Rick

Rick Report 1 Aug 2004 21:04

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