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Fairies (one for the ladies)

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lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 6 Aug 2004 06:35

:-)) :-))

Rick

Rick Report 4 Aug 2004 12:59

And if you believe that lololololol............. ___________________________________________________ Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Rick

Rick Report 4 Aug 2004 12:59

LOL Shelli - welcome back & glad to see you're putting your new subscription to good use. And of course being a man I'd never rise to the to bait of your anti-men jokes :-) Rick.

Tykerose

Tykerose Report 4 Aug 2004 12:05

good to see your back and on form !!!! lol Jan

Sandra

Sandra Report 4 Aug 2004 12:01

lmao nice one lol sandra

susie manterfield(high wycombe)

susie manterfield(high wycombe) Report 4 Aug 2004 11:41

shelli LMAO!!!! thats made me chuckle lol

Shelli4

Shelli4 Report 4 Aug 2004 11:36

A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband," said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment, and said: "Well, this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs Once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and....... Abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be b*****ds.... But Fairies are....................Female!