General Chat

hi rick a cowboy walks into a saloon wearing a paper suit and is immediately arrested by the sheriff for rustling. lol sandra

lmao lynda :-)

While we are in the bar Its old but I like it A penguin goes into a bar and says to the landlord "have you seen my brother" Landlord says " I dunno, whats he look like" Lynda

In the Wild West mood... Another cowboy burst into the saloon, ran up to the bar, and shouts, "Quick! Give me a whisky before the trouble starts! In a rush, the barman pours out a shot of whisky, which the cowboy swallows in one swig. "Another, quick! Make it a double! The trouble will be here soon!" The barman is getting panicky as he watched the cowboy down the drink in one again, and spilling the drink when the cowboy asks for another, extra-large whisky. "Wh-wh-what is the trouble?" he asks, as the cowboy has to take three swallows to down this drink. When finished, he wipes his mouth with the back of his sleeve, leans back, and says: "I ain't got no money!"

Ditto Bob

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian".

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