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Sorry if this offends!!!!

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Anne

Anne Report 10 Aug 2004 19:27

Julie lmao Bob - that was disgusting lol Lynda

Julie

Julie Report 10 Aug 2004 18:33

Very good!!! Will add it to lmy list Julie

Bob

Bob Report 10 Aug 2004 18:32

Lady in a London park on a very hot day sees a woman sitting on the grass eating an orange. It is obvious that the woman isn't wearing any knickers and she asks her if it feels cooler like that. "No love" replies the woman, "but it keeps the flies orf me orange."

Sandra

Sandra Report 10 Aug 2004 18:07

LMAO LOL SANDRA

Julie

Julie Report 10 Aug 2004 18:00

Man panning for gold, finally strikes lucky after 5 yrs. He sets off tho the nearest town for beer and sex. Goes to the local brothel and asks for "the hardest bird youv'e got". Down the stairs comes Martha, he strikes a match to her nipple and she flinches, not mean enough. Down comes Vera, does the same, she also flinches, still not mean enough. Next comes Bertha, she looks him in the eye when the match is held, so she'll do and I'll have a crate of beer. Gets to the room, he locks the door, turns to find Bertha leaning over the bed facing away from him. He says "oh no not like that", she says "thought you'd like to crack a few bottles first!!!!" Sorry if this isn't to anyone's taste but this is the only joke that still makes me laugh after about 15 yrs!! Julie