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Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 2 591 Send Message	Sandra	Report	11 Aug 2004 14:40
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 2 591 Send Message	nice one derek lmao sandra
Member Since: October 2003 Posts: 117 Send Message	Debbie	Report	11 Aug 2004 14:36
Member Since: October 2003 Posts: 117 Send Message	very good derek lol
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 614 Send Message	Derek	Report	11 Aug 2004 14:32
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 614 Send Message	A man entered the doctors surgery and deperately pleaded with the doctor for some arsenic, with which he could kill his wife. The doctor calmed his patient by explaining that probably both of them would go to prison for murder. He then proposed that the patient goes home and fornicate his wife to death. The patient asked how long it would take. Well, said the doctor, if you get to bed, two or three times, when doing the dishes, while having a bath, makig the bed, I'd say a fortnight at the most. OK says our potential murderer and goes off with a light step. A couple of weeks later, the doctor is wandering thru the tennis club,when he sees his patient in a wheelchair, looking very drawn and awfully thin. He asks him how the plan was going, and the man replied quite painfully, thats her over there playing tennis, you would not think she'll be dead tomorrow