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everyone keeps adding jokes so thought i'd share some of mine lol

... A Polar Bear goes into a bar and says, " Can I have a gin and ....................... ........................ .......................... ......................... .......................... ........................... ............................ ............................ ................. tonic please?" The barman serves him and says, "Why the long pause?" Polar Bear says, "Don't know, I've always had them!" ======================================== How to catch a polar bear: Dig a large hole in the ice. Carefully lay a ring of processed peas around the edge of the hole. Must be processed - canned or frozen peas won't do. When the bear comes for a pea, kick him in the icehole ========================================

SHELLI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't there usually very rude!!!!!!! lol

roflmao - you little rascal lol

HEY JUDE I picked carefully tho i have others Shelli xxxx

No no no no - these ones are lovely fanx Shelli:o)))))) lol lol

hi shelli nice they made me laugh lol sandra

Tell us another one then. pmsl at the long pause one. Lynda :>)

A polar bear goes into a bar and asked for a pint of lager. The barman quickly recovers his composure, and pours one out for him. "Erm, three quid, please." The polar bear pays. As the polar bear sups, the barman leans on the counter. "Don't see many polar bears around here," he starts, conversationally. "Not surpised," replies the polar bear, "prices you charge!" Rob

Two polar bears were chatting together over a drink in a bar when a dog walks in, jumps onto the counter, and asks for a drink. "Blimey!" exclaims one polar bear, "a talking dog!"

When I was a small girl, there was a field with a couple of horses in it near the bus garage where my dad worked. One day he came home and told me that one of the horses had spoken to him while the other one was having a canter on the other side of the field. It told my dad that it had won the Derby. Dad was very impressed, and mentioned this to the other horse when it trotted up to him. "Bloody liar" snorted the horse. "He came fifth!"

Mummy mummy am I a real Polar Bear? Yes of course you are Not a brown bear? No a Polar Bear A black Bear? No a Polar Bear, why do you ask. Cos I'm **** freezing