General Chat

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about

When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.

Errrrm quotes beginning with when then lol !! "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Conan Doyle

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. Jim Beggs

I like this one.... "In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain

"A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow." - Charles Brower

Love: Two minds without a single thought. ~ Philip Barry

There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~ Lewis Carroll

"My love she speaks like silence, Without ideals or violence, She doesn't have to say she's faithful, Yet she's true, like ice, like fire. People carry roses, Make promises by the hours, My love she laughs like the flowers, Valentines can't buy her." - Bob Dylan

"Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength and inspiration and the doubling of your intellectual and moral powers. Blot out from your mind any idea of superiority; you have none." - Giuseppe Mazzini Wise words signor M :-)

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat." - Rebecca West