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The wise words of Mr. Gordon Strachan.......

Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney : It's an incredible rise to stardom, At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad? Strachan: I don’t care, I'm Scottish ! Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off !!!] Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around? Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless." Reporter: Is that your best start to a season? Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure. Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result? Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book. Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you? Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there. Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it? Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah. Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ? Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger hair, and a big nose ! Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here? Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down. Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up? Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon? Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either. Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today? Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there................ Reporter: So, Gordon, any plans for Europe this year ? Strachan: Aye, me and the wife quite fancy Spain in August. Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play? Gordon Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!

awwww!!! I like Gordon Strachan - you know EXACTLY where you stand with him! We got a draw Rick, wonder how YOUR lot will go on today????? Maz. XX

Looking at their injury list Maz we really should give them a thumping. Now that really would be a good start to the new season ! Regardless, if you hear a lot of noise later on you know it will be me shouting at the telly lol. Rick.x

Rick, Loved it. Isn't he wonderful? Well done today. Very happy with our result yesterday. Jean x.

He's a star ! The velocity one makes me crack up every time. :-)