General Chat

Heard you call, David! Seems to have gone very quiet now doesn't it? Perhaps all those drunken women are sleeping off the effects of this afternoon's binge and the Doctor's tablets are working! Hope you sleep well: see you in the morning! Admiral Dorothy

Can't find that Gwynne anywere, still happy swinging here on deck in my hammock down to one bottle now quite sleepy no one seems to want to join me here so i'll sup the lot, might have a stagger round later there again i might not, if i do get near that waste of space crocodle he'll be in for it, cheers David ( Security ) Be Sleepy

ATTENTION! Sorry if I woke you all : I have some sad news about the Black Widow: I regret that she appears to have been lost overboard!!! THis is extremely unfortunate, but we shall continue to patrol the waters here in the hope of rescuing her. Because of this unfortunate incident, we shall put down the anchor in Mindelo bay until tomorrow, to give her every chance! There is a strong wind and a hurricane looks threatened! Please make sure you are all secure: that the bottles in the bar are tied in place. We shall exit these straits tomorrow and head for the Bahamas! Please be ready to leave in the morning. Goodnight everyone: sleep tight (NO! not that sort of tight!) The Admiral.

BREAKFAST MENU For the Admiral, Dr. Legs and Security Dave the croc hater, and paying passengers. Freshly squeezed orange or Guava Juice Grapefruit Cereal of your choice Boiled Eggs Liver and onions Freshly baked Rolls Toast Assorted Jams Tea or Coffee Fruit The crew will report to the Galley for breakfast and Lady Anne shall send her girls to collect theirs. Sorry no freshly baked rolls, will have to make do with toast or yesterday's bread. FAT LADY, COOK

"Sassy soon to be ex assistant cook" You cannot have both jobs..that of Karaoke singer as well. If u stay in the Galley,, depends on my goodwill... You will not sing to the potatoes or any other veg... I do not want them getting idea's.. I in all honesty do not think that we are suited to work together..as u like to muck around with...those... of an unsavory reputation. DR LEGS, I await the other candidates for an interview in the afternoon. I will post the breakfast Menu. Tomorrow, I have an urgent appointment that I cannot get out of. So, I shall leave it to "Sassy" soon to be "ex assistant" cook to take on the lunch menu....Using my guidelines. DRAC..Do not be like all other vampire's. I give you a hand and you take the whole arm... We do not like each other but I do not like wasting food and throwing it to the sharks. Beggars cannot be choosers.

I need to retire to the hold to study these entrails I found on the kitchen floor- leastways I thinks they are entrails - or could be supper! My bones are tired - can see no more - I need to rest Farewell my friends til tomorrow dawns Maggot

Oh my! Oh My! Does the "Sassy ex to be assistant cook" still want the job. After name calling her superior... How very interesting.. I thought that Karaoke suited you best..or maybe dishwashing...heh!heh! You do know that Dr. Legs has two other candidates for the position of assistant cook.. after all you can not do two jobs..Me thinks u fit in better.. with Lady Anne's crowd.... FAT LADY, COOK

Nobody tell security where I am. Gwynne

You'd be surprised what you pick up just reading the boards Jenny. I worked in pubs and golf clubs for years. Used to make cocktails. Here are the keys, let me have them back in the morning. Nite all. Landlady Viv.

Doc - I brought a crate of Brandy aboard - it would certainly perk up that cherry wine!

Hi Doc we could use some of my PLUM jam to help Gwynne swallow those tablets, Well no rest off on my rounds watch out Boris. It's very pleasant on deck tonight, may sling my hammock between the masts, couple of bottles of red, anyone care to join me, David ( Security ) in a very good mood sleep well Boris he he!! Be Happy

Jenny is allowed the keys. Viv

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. But your the land lady, your supposed to have the bar open. Mutiny comming up. Maggie

Bar is all yours tonight. After taking the tablets I'm on the wagon. Come and collect the keys. Landlady Viv

Am off to the bar now, garden nice and tidy after the camels, and other sundrie messy beings. One very large, very cold white wine please. Maggie

I did not partake of the beverages available in the bar - I prefer to do my drinking in the hold. Ooooooooooooo I see a red mist before me - it's parting now the truth will be told! Two tablets up nostrils ! What CAN that mean???

Mags, Have you been to Pompei lately and is your name Senna (of soothsayer fame)? Landlady Viv

Sob. Gonna cry now. Boho boho boho boho.... Landlady Viv

Oh woe woe and loads of woes! I need to sup with the spirits to see my visions - are these the tablets where you can drink nothing but water??

Has the Black Widow been saved? Landlady Viv