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This is a joke !
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Stephanie | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:06 |
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This is my favourite joke, but nobody apart from me and my mum finds it funny!!! Mary Poppins was floating around one day feeling very peckish, looking below her she saw that there was a hotel, she floated down and walked in. 'Hello' Said Mary Poppins 'i dont want to have a room but i was wondering if i could just have a meal' 'Im very sorry Mary Poppins' Said the Manager 'But we only offer room service, we do not have a restaraunt here, we do have plenty of free rooms' 'Ok' Mary Poppins said 'i will take the room' So Mary went to her room, as soon as she closed the door she phoned down to room service 'Hi' she said 'i would like to order some cauliflower cheese please. 'Lovely choice madam' said the man on the phone 'would you like to order your breakfast for tomoro now or later' 'hmmm,' Mary Poppins said 'i think i will order it now, i will have some Eggs on toast please' 'Thank you very much madam, your cauliflower cheese will be with you shortly' Mary got her cauliflower cheese, and it was the best she had ever tasted, in fact she phoned down for it another two more times! It was rich, creamy and she just couldnt get enough of it...she also managed to get a great nights sleep! The next morning she got her eggs on toast, but did not like it at all..the eggs were not runny and the whites tasted funny! Mary then packed up her bag and went downstairs to leave. ' Oh Mary Poppins' shouted the Manager as she was leaving ' =Did you enjoy your stay' 'Oh yes thankyou' she replied 'and how was the food?' 'The cauliflower cheese was marvellous but i didnt enjoy the eggs im afraid, a spoon full of sugar couldnt even help them get down!' So the manager said, 'It would help us a great deal if you would write your comments in comments book' 'Ok' Mary Poppins said picking up the pen and scribbling in the book. ' Goodbye' she shouted as she floated up on her umbrella. Intrigued, the Manager turned round the comments book to see what she had written, and it said............ wait for it............... wait for it.......................... wait for it!...................................... SuperCauliflowerCheeseButEggsWereQuiteAtrocious HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was wetting myself just writing it!!! |
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Christine2 | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:08 |
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Love it LOL |
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Unknown | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:14 |
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grrrrrrroannnnnnnnn lol love it! |
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Ann | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:14 |
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Hi Steph, Good one!! I hope you realise that I'll probably be singing it all day now I've got the tune in my head!!!! Ann x x |
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Anne | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:17 |
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lol Steph |
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Lindy | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:20 |
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lol.. |
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Claire in Lincs | Report | 24 Aug 2004 10:47 |
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lololololol you nutter steph,,,,lol,that was great,,,!! |
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VIVinHERTS | Report | 24 Aug 2004 11:12 |
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Priceless!!!!! PMSL. :-) Viv |
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Researching: |
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Stephanie | Report | 24 Aug 2004 11:58 |
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WOO HOO!! other people like it....yay...you have all made my day!!!-x- |
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Auntie Peanut | Report | 24 Aug 2004 15:42 |
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Oh Yes, like that one Norah |
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Melinda | Report | 24 Aug 2004 15:45 |
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great one steph lol |
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Stephanie | Report | 24 Aug 2004 15:47 |
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so many people like it!!! yay!!! |
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