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farting and football.

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Unknown Report 27 Aug 2004 21:07

theres this old couple,sitting up in bed,both reading...all of a sudden,the man farts out loud...oy you,she says,stop it...it was arsenal scoring,he says 1-0...a few mins later,she lets one go..1-1,she says laughing....well,not to be outdone,he tries,and tries,but he cant fart,he waits five mins,and then strains as hard as he can..yes,he farts,but he craps on the sheet as well.........wot the hell was that,she says.............he gets out of bed,and says...................half time...change sides!

Gwen

Gwen Report 27 Aug 2004 21:13

Thanks Bryan :-) :-) Just remembered why I dont share my bed anymore Lol Lol

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 27 Aug 2004 21:13

bryan what are you like lol

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 27 Aug 2004 21:14

brilliant e x

Unknown

Unknown Report 27 Aug 2004 21:57

funny enough,i know a couple,who really do have competions like this lol.

Gwen

Gwen Report 27 Aug 2004 22:22

Funnily enough so do I Bryan, but I'm keeping Stum. Might be the same couple being as I think I live a few miles away from you :-) ;-) :-)