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the farting boyfriend.

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Unknown Report 27 Aug 2004 21:34

this guy calls for his new girlfriend,but shes not quite ready,so hes taken into the sitting room,to wait with her elderly parents,who are sitting there,no tv on,no music,just silence...which is rather awkward,as he desperately needs to fart...all of a sudden the dog jumps on the sofa with him,great thinks the guy,and lets off a fart..get down spot,says the lady..couple of mins later,he farts again..get down spot..i wont tell you again...as the girl was heard coming down the stairs,he thought he'd better let rip,and does.............get down off that sofa spot,says the woman........before he shits all over you!

sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 27 Aug 2004 21:36

bryan its only food lol were is that place were you come from

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 27 Aug 2004 21:45

ha ha keep em coming Bryan E x

Unknown

Unknown Report 27 Aug 2004 22:25

it reminds me of the surprise part joke of elaines.