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Something to make you smile on a sunny Saturday af

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Unknown

Unknown Report 4 Sep 2004 18:25

Sue - these are really brilliant - still chuckling away here cheers flower :-)

Fee

Fee Report 4 Sep 2004 18:01

Hi Sue, Thanks for those,they certainly made me smile as I was stressed with a little boy who is teething bigstyle!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 4 Sep 2004 17:28

These would have not been out of place, on the Tommy Cooper thread. Just like that!

Sue

Sue Report 4 Sep 2004 17:05

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam" Two peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted. A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry - we don't serve food in here." A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before.

Sue

Sue Report 4 Sep 2004 17:04

See below Sue