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I hope you find this as funny as I did!!

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now! He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? Does it look like I have electricity board written on my forehead? I don't think so!!!! Fine she says, and then the wife asks, well could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right. To which he replied. Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my forehead? I don't think so!!! Fine she says. Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about break. I'm not a damned carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps, he says, does it look like I have "Stairs R us" written on my forehead? I don't think so!!!!! I've had enough of you, I'm goes to the pub!! So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours...... He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he opens the front door he notices that hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door closes properly. Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed? She said, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was to go to bed with him or bake a cake!!! The husband says, well what kind of cake did you bake him? She replied, HELLLOOOO Do you see "Mr Kipling" written on my forehead? I don't think so!!!!!!!

Thats a great one Sally. Sue

lmao lol sandra