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(Another) Blonde Joke .............

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Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 24 Sep 2004 23:17

I've heard lots of blue jokes .....this is the first blonde one I've heard. Any other hues lurking out there? Len

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 23 Sep 2004 18:48

LOL.........No Sean, not at all ;)

Sean

Sean Report 23 Sep 2004 18:40

hi anne, is this autobiographical at all ? lol

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 23 Sep 2004 18:35

A woman decided that she needed a few days off work, but realized that she had run out of vacation time already. She figured the best way to get the Boss to send her home was to act a little crazy, he'd think she was burning out and give her some time off. She came in to work early the next day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then her blonde co-worker came in and asked her what she was doing. "Shh," she said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb." A second later the Boss walked by and asked her what she was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" she exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that, she jumped down and started walking out. Her blonde co-worker started following her and the Boss asked where she was going............"I can't work in the dark," she said. Boom boom!