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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Sep 2004 13:44

Came across a row of policemen lying on the floor, in rows...asked the sergeant what was going on, and he replied "They are getting strict, with the rules, and I am "Laying Down The Law" Boom Boom! bob

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me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Sandra

Sandra Report 26 Sep 2004 13:09

VERY SILLY MAZ a chuckle from me lol sandra

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 26 Sep 2004 12:59

Q What did one volcano say to the other? A "Do you lava me like I lava you?" *********************************** I thought that the mole on my neck was bad enough, but this hedgehog on my shoulder is just ridiculous! ************************************ Q What did the sea say to the beach? A Nothing, it just waved. ************************************ Q Why can;t your nose be 12 inches lon? A Because then it would be a foot. ************************************ A teacher told one of her puils that she was upset because he told his classmates that she was ugly. "Sorry Miss", he said, "I didn't know you wanted to keep it a secret". ************************************ Q Why did the tiger eat the tight-rope walker? A Because he wanted a well balanced diet. ************************************ Q Why have elephants got big ears? A Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom. ************************************ Have a chuckly day! Maz. XX

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 26 Sep 2004 12:54

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