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Good Clean Joke - the abbreviated version

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Unknown Report 30 Sep 2004 13:09

Nice one Mr-Mel !! Made me laugh :)) Mandy

Melissa

Melissa Report 30 Sep 2004 12:19

Thanks Derek but i can't take the credit, it was actually the Tea Maker my Hubby who wrote it.

Derek

Derek Report 30 Sep 2004 11:36

Mel, This joke deserves a round of applause, in fact I fell off my f-ing chair, I could just imagine the situation, bril, Derek in France

Melissa

Melissa Report 30 Sep 2004 09:11

A lady walks into a bar and orders a G & T. The barman serves her the drink and then asks that she doesn't look towards the back of the bar because there is a chap sitting there with no ears and he gets quite sensitive if people look at him. No problem she says, 'I'm very discreet', and starts drinking her G & T. All of a sudden someone drops a glass and it smashes to the floor, the lady turns around and catches the eye of the chap with no ears. 'What the hell do you think your looking at?' he says. Embarrassed the lady looks at him and says the first thing that comes into her head, 'ah, you've got great eyes, really wonderful eyes, you'd better look after those eyes', 'whys that' the chap asks, she replies 'because if you don't look after those eyes, you'll need glasses and you've got no b****y ears to hang 'em on!!' Mel in Oz's tea maker