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Sunday Night Joke

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Ian

Ian Report 3 Oct 2004 20:09

Two Irishmen abandon their burning ship and take to a lifeboat. Murphy asks Michael to have a look at his end of the lifeboat for any provisions, flares and other items of rescue and survival, whilst he does the same at the other end. After a couple of minutes Murphy comes up with a brass lamp, and after he has rubbed it a couple of times a magic genie appears. I am the genie of the lamp, you will be granted one wish and one wish only! Declares the genie. Straight away Murphy requests: Oi wish that the sea would be torned into Guinness. There is a great bang and puff of smoke, the genie disappears and all is silent, except for the sound of a sea of Guinness gently lapping against the hull of the lifeboat. That's brilliant, Murphy, says Michael, now we'll have to pee in the boat!

Unknown

Unknown Report 3 Oct 2004 20:32

LOL, nice one! Mandy :))