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What are cats ?
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Rick | Report | 8 Oct 2004 20:53 |
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Rick | Report | 8 Oct 2004 20:54 |
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What are cats? Cats do what they want, when they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play they want to be left alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave their hair everywhere. They drive you nuts. Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats. |
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Jan From Bristol | Report | 8 Oct 2004 20:55 |
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why cats are better than men!! :-))))))))) Cats keep their opinions to themselves. Cats don't criticize your mother. Cats never question how much you're eating. Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances. Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep. Cats are happy to let you drive. Cats always look good first thing in the morning. One good purr can be worth a thousand words. Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut. Cats love it when you go shopping. Cats never return the gifts you get them. Cats are able to keep the romance alive. You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back. Cats are never late for dinner. You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering. Cats keep your feet warm. Cats are furry things that are nice to look at. Cats don't have a Mother-In-Law. Cats lick their own private parts. The only bottle cats hit is the milk. A cat always hits the litter box. Better chance of training a cat. No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. A cat purrs when you serve him dinner. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend. You don't have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party. A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. |
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Chris Ho :) | Report | 8 Oct 2004 20:57 |
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Yes, that's definitely cats!. |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Oct 2004 20:57 |
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Whats this, Kit for Cat (sorry, awful pun) |
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Lisa | Report | 8 Oct 2004 20:58 |
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i don't know about the tiny women in fur coats.xxx(: |
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Lisa | Report | 8 Oct 2004 21:01 |
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i love my black pussy.wouldn't do without himxxxxxx(: |
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