General Chat

See below........................ Sue

Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important e-mails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you: I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because they cause cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, for fear that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the oestrogen they contain may turn me gay. I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody, for fear that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to get any older .. I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got The Curse from Hell. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 6 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will cr*p on you today at 7:00 PM. "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow." HAve a Nice Day,

Sue, Don't worry 'bout a thing. Every little things gonna be alright. Tomorrows another day and I'm sure they'll come up with something else for us to worry about. Sleep tight and sweet dreams. Jean x.