General Chat

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> A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The >first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed >directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball >hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his >crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in >evident agony. > >The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. > > She explained that she was a physical therapist, "Please allow me to >help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if >you'd allow me", she told him earnestly. > > "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes," >he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping >his hands together at his crotch. > >But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took >his hands away and laid them to the side, she >loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. > >She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, > > > > > > >"It feels great........ but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Excellent! PMSL!