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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on >scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and >the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and >cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." > >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I >get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > >The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna >sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." > >The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and >cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a >burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the >bologna and jumped to his death as well. > >At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known >how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have >given it to him again!" > >The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or >enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." > >(Oh this is GOOD!!) >Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife >said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.

Brilliant! pmsl - a great start to the day! Mandy :)