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Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 1 617 Send Message	Fairy	Report	18 Oct 2004 10:51
	Ha Ha, very good. Jo.
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 1 764 Send Message	Suzy	Report	18 Oct 2004 10:47
	I love that one Kylie.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 727 Send Message	kylie from perth in oz	Report	18 Oct 2004 08:31
	Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior." But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.