General Chat

Thanks very much all for the advice,tips and above all the giggle. Off to watch Naughtiest Bloomers now before bed. Speak to you all again soon I hope. Chrissie

Chrissie, wise decision no one wants to be a guest on "Casualty"!

Oh, there's posh Chrissie - you do spoil him, dont you? Joking apart, I feel your mushrooms will be fine - just use the dip suggested by Jon Boy (sounds rather nice and best of all - NO COOKING!!! - yippee!) Speak again soon I hope Jacqui ps Nite Maz I know you are lurking there somewhere, and you too Linda in Bolton!!!

Jacqui That settles it - it's going in the bin. Though we do have the ones with aloe vera in just in case!!:)))))))))) Chrissie

Chrissie - dont want to worry you but in relation to your original question, my hubbie has been to the bathroom 3 times since eating Morrison's "not for freezing" cod!!! I personally feel ok - but I have a cast iron stomach! Is there plenty of Andrex in the house? lol Jacqui

John - If only - preferably every day :)))))))))

Oh thanks Jacqui - I only have mine taken under protest, but I'm sure you are doing yourself an injustice. Go on, be a devil, put one on. It's nice to be able to put a face to the names. Chrissie

Chrissie - call some of the TV cooks in to cook for you.

Any more intelligent remarks from you Maz and you will be demoted from the possible entries to the heights of Divi-ism!! lol Chrissie, no photo of me on photopage - far too ugly - broken every camera that has attempted to capture my fizzog! Saw yours though - thought you looked very nice. Jacqui

Thanks John - very helpful. Chrissie

Here goes - You require the following don't know if you have the brands I mention but here is the recipe. A tin of Nestle reduced cream A packet of Maggi French Onion Soup A bit vinegar Lemon can also be added I had to check with my wife this when she does it (I have also mixed it).

Are we talking about those little things that you used to get at goose fair when I was little? They rolled all over the place but wouldn't lie down.

John - I was only joking about the swear word of course - just don't like cooking. Jacquie - wish they had had you on the programme. Have you got a photo on photospage? Will watch out for the programme. Had to laugh about the bus - don't suppose we should laugh though, it must be awful to live there. Chrissie

Dont weevels wobble but they dont fall down??? Chrissie - the other f/directors had more space - probably because they dont do as many as we do!! Actually the guy from the Beeb was very nice and I had visions of me being on the telly (errr, perhaps that's why they chose the competition?). I'll tell you the plot and spoil the series shall I? well, the hero of the series is a big softie at heart, and sees a doggie who is about to be run down by a Corpo Bus (St Ann's No 54 - they dont ever stop unless at gun point!) well..................no, wont tell you any more - watch and enjoy!! Jacqui

Sounds easy John - but any suggestions what I could use for the ???????????????

Well if you see little things like small peppercorns crawling that's them. By the way 'make your own' is not swearing, I was just making a rather nice suggestion as some people have in the pantry french onion soup and a tin of ???? The name escapes me. These two ingredients are mixed together and behold a fantastic dip!

Sorry John - I wouldn't recognise a Weevel if it jumped up and bit me!!

Why did they use the other funeral directors Jacqui?

I do! Have you ever had weevils in a packets of spices? The task finding out what they were was left to me!

Sorry I don't reply to SWEAR words like "make your own dip"