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Woman Had 10 Husbands
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Pat | Report | 21 Oct 2004 03:07 |
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Oh Debs, I can picture it now LOL> Pat x |
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*Debbie | Report | 21 Oct 2004 02:37 |
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That was great, wonder what mu hubby would be is in Printing?. Debs. |
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Pat | Report | 21 Oct 2004 02:20 |
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Jeez Carol that was great I'm wondering my husband works in wine??? Pat x |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 20 Oct 2004 21:34 |
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Brilliant E x |
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Carol | Report | 20 Oct 2004 21:27 |
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin. "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be but never closed the deal. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ...God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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Carol | Report | 20 Oct 2004 21:27 |
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Subject: 10 Husbands........... |
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