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Once when I was drunk I....

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Bec

Bec Report 21 Oct 2004 15:06

Once when I was drunk I.... My mother once got drunk at a funeral. We were driving back and she needed the loo so we had to stop in a layby so she could hide near the ditch and have a quick wee... 10 minutes later and she still hadn't returned. My step-dad and I looked onto the roadside but couldn't see her anywhere... I got out of the car and wandered over to the area she was last seen. I could hear some muffled laughter and talking... Lo (or should that be Loo) and Behold there was my mother, halfway down the bank of the ditch. I tried to reach her but she'd slipped too far so my step-dad had to hold me as a I reached down to pull up my hiccuping, giggling, drunk mother - Ab Fab style! becx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 21 Oct 2004 15:10

thats funny i dont have any great stories, but once me and a friend of mine got absolutley out of our faces. On the way home i thought i was going to wet myself, so we went down an alley to have a wee. As i pulled my kecks down (lady stylee) and crouched down i managed to scrape me bum along the wall. When i got home i didnt realise how painful it was till i sat down! There was blood all over my PINK trousers and my botty was bruised cut and sore for over a week!!! xxx

Bec

Bec Report 21 Oct 2004 15:15

Steedie - that's like an UDB (unidentified Disco Bruise). Always a sign of a great night out!!! becx

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 21 Oct 2004 15:23

We call them UDI's.... Unidentified drinking Injuries! :O) Had too many to mention.... but i have a wicked picture of a very ladylike friend of mine weeing by Santa Claus in someone's garden!! :O)

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust***

***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** Report 21 Oct 2004 22:07

oh the memories of a weekend in blackpool with hubby and some friends of ours, we all got drunk that weekend , husband fell asleep in his curry for a few seconds, i remember singing to a queen tribute band as loud as i could i was well gone, and the hotel stairs were so steep i had to crawl up them, i was laughing too much to attempt walking.

Poolie Girl

Poolie Girl Report 21 Oct 2004 22:21

My friend, Carole, decided to have a wee over somebodies wall; skirt up, knickers down, position bum over wall and do necessary. I only realised how far gone she was when she wouldn't get up again coz she couldn't find the loo roll!