General Chat

Blimey I'm glad I hate sprouts.LOL My remedy for most ills is a bottle of guinness, now certain people will claim I am an alcholic as I believe in the black stuff for providing IRON getting rid of gasses the best way as a burb (can't spell the way I say it beltch???) anyway Guinness makes you beltch, the more you beltch the less you F***t and lifes much nicer for the people around you, now if I can only persuade the hubby to convert we would be laughing. Pat x

I wish, having slept with a very windy man all night, my sister inlaw as it bad due to a op, she worked in a bank would have to rush out the back when serving people, her husband told her the bathroom was the place to do it, so one day she opened the bathroom door and did it poor man he was in the bath, could tell of a lot more funny moments , we all have to do it but some folks more than others. ANN

brian shame on me lol when i went next time she was in and i told her she lhao and said i thank god everyday for sending you to me i take it as a compilment(mind you she was not there on the day lol)

sandra,the poor woman,coming back from spain...to see her beloved plants,have been gassed! clare,ime a paramedic,in central london,trauma causes us to have no inhibitions,as we have no control,over our motions. bryan.

Hi Bryan, what do you do? One of the emergency services? I remember when my husbands Nan came to visit, she fell over on the pavement, and that was it, no control whatsoever! Lasted for about 20 mins! Thankfully it was before we had children as they seem to think 'wind' the funniest thing ever!!!

well i remember one dinner time i had sprouts with my dinner In the afternoon i went cleaning for a lady i knew was in spain well i was dropping them like there was no tomorrow in every room then i heard a key in the door in walked her nephew he said "i have come to water the plants"i felt terrible more so as its a bungalow i could not run up the stairs lol

clare,you must know,that i did'nt mean people,that were disabled..my grandad broke wind everytime he stood up,he had no control over it! i deal with seriously hurt people,at road traffic accidents,they often,due to pain,release all sorts of things..i dont give them a lecture on good manners! please dont take these posts so seriously..its just a debate surely! bryan.

Yes they can Brian, if they have a choice. My late Granddad had a colostymy the month before my wedding and didnt want to come as he had no control over what came out, we persuaded him to come, he learnt to 'grin and bear it' and everyone accepted that. Unfortunately he died last month but I can still remember the tell tale cough he gave when a sound came out!

linda,when my daughter was about six,she was a flower girl,at a friends wedding,and as the vows were being taken,she let rip...being a church,the echo made it sound really loud,even the minister had the giggles. bryan.

clare,as i said in my post,it has to be released,but surely the person with wind,can break it in another room. bryan.

Sorry but it may seem rude, but when you need to release then you have to otherwise you end up with all sorts of other problems. Its not rude, just nature!!

aluminium hydroxide (aludrox) ,has to be specially made up by the pharmacist, but its very effective. wind has to be released,but not in front of people,shows a lack of respect..but,thats just my view on it. bryan.

Hi Lisa,I believe charcoal tablets are supposed to be good but personally I think you should let your wind blow free XX

My mother used to eat chalk. Dont know if it worked.

your hubby must be related to mine lmao susie

Lisa - let me know if it works; we could do with some for our 11-y-o son, who thinks it hilarious when he lets one fly! Glenys x

My husbands the same.........it gets on my nerves. No cure I've ever found. He never does it in front of anyone else I've noticed. Jo.

thanks gleny will put some in his dinnerxxxxx(:

Charcoal? I hear it cleans out the gut! Glenys x

eats alot of veg.if he doesn't stop i will stick a cork where the sun doesn't shine!!!!!!xxxx(: