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How to tell if its going to be a rotten day
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 25 Oct 2004 21:46 |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 25 Oct 2004 21:47 |
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How to tell if it is going to be a rotten day 1. You wake up face down on the pavement. 2. You put your bra on backward and it fits better. 3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. 4. You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. 5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night, and there aren't any. 7. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. 8. Your twin sister forgot your birthday. 9. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed. 10. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the interstate. 11. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. 12. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. 13. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. 14. You wake up and your braces are locked together. 15. You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose. 16. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. 17. Your income tax check bounces. 18. You put both contacts lenses in the same eye. 19. Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George. |
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badger | Report | 26 Oct 2004 01:33 |
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Brill,as usual ,i'm printing this one off for the son ,he will love it,and i'm still creased ,it's soooo funny.Fred.ptfg. |
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Pat | Report | 26 Oct 2004 02:17 |
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Just emailed it to the husbands office for when he arrives in the morning, I know he will enjoy it. Thanks Elaine, Pat x |
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PennyDainty | Report | 26 Oct 2004 02:22 |
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Number 15, yep been there done that!! Christine |
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Pat | Report | 26 Oct 2004 02:34 |
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LOL Christine, Cor Girl you live the high life PMSL> I aint done that yet!!! although it might be too late for me I am more No. 5 can't find a big enough Cake for the Candles, so I was told on my last birthday LOL> Pat x |
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PennyDainty | Report | 26 Oct 2004 02:38 |
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LOL Pat, me too. Oh well at least it's not number 6, well not since my young and wild days!! Christine |
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Pat | Report | 26 Oct 2004 03:01 |
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PMSL> You must have had a wild time girl LOL>> Blimey I lived in London did you always live in Edinburgh, I must have missed something LOL> You still like those late nights Christine like myself .....the black stuff is going down a treat, but the clothes are all still intact, oops I think, I'm just checking.......at least I havent had the problem of No2 for years (nothing to put there), here's a tip for you the black stuff does nothing for that part of the body I'm glad to say, got enough problems without them playing up LOL. Pat x |
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