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NOT for Cat Lovers, but VERY funny

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Howie

Howie Report 8 Dec 2004 22:45

Gerry that is the best one i have read for along time the dog must have a good sense of humor as well thanks howard ps i do love animals really

Merlin

Merlin Report 8 Dec 2004 15:50

I expect thats the way he washes his hair,just tried it on the cats first. HOHO. Hal.

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Gerry

Gerry Report 26 Oct 2004 20:53

Ok Glenys, I am sorry (not really!). Hope your broomstick fails to start! LOL

Glenys the Menace!

Glenys the Menace! Report 26 Oct 2004 20:12

Ooh Gerry, you just wait till next Sunday, when I get dressed up for my yearly night out with the black cats! Four out of our five are black, and we'll all be visiting you on our extra-long broomstick! Oh deary me, you're in trouble, lol! From "Winnie The Witch" aka Glenys.

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 26 Oct 2004 19:03

roflmao - and I'm an avid cat lover!!

Lisa

Lisa Report 26 Oct 2004 12:57

Thats's soooo mean!! LOL.

JG70

JG70 Report 26 Oct 2004 11:56

Ha ha ha!! I don't like cats they pee and poo all over my garden, I squirt them with a water pistol and leave rubber snakes between prize plants to scare them off. Disclaimer re cats & toilet don't try this at home!

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 26 Oct 2004 11:28

made me giggle to think of my Clic's looking like a drowned rat.... but would KILL anyone who attempted it!! :O)

Gerry

Gerry Report 26 Oct 2004 11:16

Not possible to be cruel to cats Baz! LOL

Gerry

Gerry Report 26 Oct 2004 11:13

Bathing Cats The Easy Way! Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him/her while you carry him/her towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may have to anchor lids down. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the frantic noises - the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and "rinse". Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he/she will dry himself/herself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog