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Famous Last Words ( sorry)

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 3 Nov 2004 17:30

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 3 Nov 2004 17:30

Famous Last Words Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 3 Nov 2004 17:51

sadly, soooo true!!

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 3 Nov 2004 17:52

Elaine - priceless - LOL!

Pat

Pat Report 3 Nov 2004 18:09

LOL> Thanks again Elaine Thats the third joke of yours in a row I have read. Pat x

Craig

Craig Report 3 Nov 2004 18:18

I liked that!

Speedy

Speedy Report 3 Nov 2004 18:45

Nice one :))) Bev