General Chat

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a > > >>gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has > > >>been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks > > >>the nerve to talk with her. > > >> > > >>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes > > >>flying out of its socket towards the man. > > >> > > >>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and > > >>hands it back. > > >> > > >>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops > > >>her eye back in place. > > >> > > >>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. > > >> > > >>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards > > >>they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they > > >>laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares > > >>his. She listens. > > >> > > >>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would > > >>like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for > > >>breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. > > >> > > >>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all > > >>the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had > > >>been SO incredible! > > >> > > >>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are > > >>you this nice to every guy you meet?" > > >> > > >>"No," she replies..." > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>Wait for it... > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>It's coming... > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>The suspense is killing you, isn't it? > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>She says: > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >>"You just happened to catch my eye."

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