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Wiggy wiggy wiggy lost :o)

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 4 Nov 2004 13:59

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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 4 Nov 2004 13:59

A middle-aged guy who was stark bald bought a hairpiece to see if he could increase his attractiveness. That same night, he decided to try it out. He picked up a really cute young lady at a bar and took her to his apartment. He turned off all the lights to get things started, and soon they got in to heavy petting. Billy realized with horror that his wig had fallen off, and began groping frantically for it in the darkness, hoping to put it back on his head before the girl discovered his deception. In his searching zeal he inadvertently ran his hand up between his date's legs. "Oh! That's it!" she exclaimed. "No it isn't! I part mine on the side."

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 4 Nov 2004 14:01

i dont get it?????xx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 4 Nov 2004 14:02

someone help...i dont get it???xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 4 Nov 2004 14:03

Steph !! think about it !

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 4 Nov 2004 14:06

i am!!! heeeelllllpppp!! xx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 4 Nov 2004 14:10

thanks guys!! I now understand...very funny by the way!!!!!! xx

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 4 Nov 2004 14:10

Hoooooray Steph !! Lol

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 4 Nov 2004 14:12

the penny finally dropped!

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 10 Nov 2004 12:09

Sorry folks couldnt resist.... Where are you going, you little pig? "I'm going to the barber's to buy me a wig." A wig, little pig! A pig in a wig! Why, whoever before saw a pig in a wig?

Unknown

Unknown Report 10 Nov 2004 12:11

very relevant, well done :)

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 10 Nov 2004 13:27

Or miracle grow.......

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 10 Nov 2004 13:44

sorry, but i dont get it!? x

Unknown

Unknown Report 10 Nov 2004 13:46

Steph it's a little dig, aimed at a pig, who wears a wig get it now ? P.xxx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 10 Nov 2004 13:46

lmao !!! i get it hahahahaha!!! xx

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 10 Nov 2004 14:23

A young couple had parked in the woods and were getting very amorous. The young man suddenly looked up and saw two policemen looking at them through the window. He said to the young lady "good grief - the fuzz", "What did you expect" she said "a pony tail".