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Just a little joke . . . .

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lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 6 Nov 2004 17:38

luv it

John

John Report 6 Nov 2004 17:29

He he he.

Simon

Simon Report 6 Nov 2004 17:28

(Probably takes too long to read than the punchline will actually be worth !!) Two prawns, Terry and Christian, are swimming about the ocean, generally bored with life. 'All we ever do is swim this way and that', says Terry, 'I wish life could be more exciting'. At that, a marvellous magical Cod appeared answering Terry's call. 'I can grant you whatever you desire', says the Cod. 'Great !' replies Terry - 'I want you to turn me into a Shark. I'm sick of being hunted and chased by them all the time - I wan't to see what life is like on the other side !'. With a flick of his magical tail, the Cod instantly turned Terry into a fearsome white shark. Terry's new instincts immediately took over and he rounded on his friend, Christian - who only just managed to escape before Terry gobbled him up. Within a few weeks, Terry the Shark had absolutely no friends left having scared them all away. Obviously he felt miserable and so set of to seek out the magical Cod and get himself changed back. Eventually he succeeded and scurried off happily to reunite with his friend. When he got to Christian's door, Christian shouted out for him to go away. 'Leave me alone ! You only want to eat me ! Go away !! shouted a terrified Christian. 'Its OK, its OK' shouted back Terry. I've found Cod ! I'm a prawn again, Christian !' (groan)