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Andy

Andy Report 16 Nov 2004 12:59

Three men, one American, one Japanese and a Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, " he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said "Well, will ya look at dat. oyim gettin a fax."

Nicola

Nicola Report 16 Nov 2004 14:38

thanks,very funny

Jack (Sahara)

Jack (Sahara) Report 16 Nov 2004 16:15

Do you by any chance read FHM magazine Andy?

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 16 Nov 2004 20:46

PMSL - and nudge for the evening crowd.............

helenbell

helenbell Report 16 Nov 2004 20:49

very funny :-))))))))

Anne

Anne Report 17 Nov 2004 08:55

lol nice one Andy Lynda