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Nudging up for Steph lol Steph

Melvin....awwww! lol! Reminds me of when my step dad took a 'short cut' on his bike and ended up in a ditch, head to toe in mud and the rest of it!xx

My most emabarrassing moments was on my honeymoon. Three days into the honeymoon I decided to go for a quick jog before our evening meal in the hotel. I expected to be back within half an hour just in time for a shower and meet the wife in the resturant for our evening meal. My half hour jog turned into a nightmare when I got lost on the route back. It took me 3 1/2 hours to find my way round poorly signposted Cornish country lanes. Half way home I decided to take a short cut accoss a field. I decided to vault over a farmers gate, slipped and landed up on my **** up to my eyes in cow ****. Can you imagine what is was like for me to get past reception at the hotel. Worst still facing the wife. It could almost have been the shortest weding in history baut we are still togethr and rapidly approacing 25 years of wedded bliss. Go on have a laugh, everyone in the hotel did. !!!! Cheers

Bec, im cringing...thinking of when we were leaving the club the other night! roflmao !!! heehee! xx

Walking into the male toilets, seeing a guy peeing at the urinal. He apologised to me and I just walked straight into the cubicle and did my business! Steedies fault for making me drink pink champagne!! xx

Can't remember if I've told this one before on here. Years ago I worked in a very busy bakers shop. A good looking guy used to come in every lunch time and a few of the girls fancied him. We used to joke with him about how long it must take to blow dry his shoulder length hair. This day he came in and had had it all cut off. The shop was very busy. Walking up to the till I called back to him "I wouldn't mind giving you a blow job now!" I don't know who was more embarrassed him or me. (I was talking about with a hairdryer....honest) Christine

In the school swimming gala, backstroke event, lost my trunks. len

lol ! yeh but it was me who was blamed for leaving half can fulls of diet coke and chocolate wrappers in the fridge! lol xxx

Tracy, reminds me of what my ma used to do...a couple of years ago when we lived in a house, every night she would get up, get naked, go downstairs, eat chocolate then stand in the back garden! lol xxx

So many embarrassing moments such little time... I'll hav a think of any suitable to be put on this thread and get back to you. Re: dwarf's head up the skirt incident. When I was a holiday rep a certain premiership footballers younger brother stuck his head up my skirt so I kneed him in the chin! Hah! becx

Try taking all your clothes off wondering around the house then try getting in bed with your mum and dad age 17

OMG! how awful!!! I got another one! I was in Chelmsford a couple of weeks back visiting my dad. Me and dave had just got off the train and i saw my old boss walking down the stairs. So i ran after him, jumped on him and shouted ' Hiya Mikey baby!' he looked pretty shocked, and said 'erm i aint mike, im his twin Chris!' And to add to that my fella just walked straight past and pretended he didnt know me!!! xx

This isnt mine - a young woman was invited to her new boyfriends house to meet his parents. It and they, were very posh and she was totally overawed. She was also dying for a pee so asked if she might wash her hands which she thought was posh for loo. They showed her into a huge room which contained coatpegs and a washbasin - no loo! Desperate and overcome with embarrassment at the thought of going out and saying, no I meant the loo, she did the only thing possible, pants down, up on the washbasin....the washbasin collapsed onto the floor, everyone came running to find her and the basin on the floor and her with her pants round her ankles!

it sounds really un PC but its true - unfortunately. Im nearly 6foot and this guy who happened to be a dwarf decided to come up to me and put his head up my skirt in my local. If hed been a normal size guy i probably would have decked him but the situation looked so ridiculous i felt guilty about smacking him one. I was mortified to say the least

its got to be having a dwarfs head up my skirt in a crowded pub.

These are so funny! and aunty Bendy,omg the vision of it!!! xx

Getting ratted on super strength vodka (the strength of which you can't buy over here), passing out in my mate's room then waking up to find myself in his bed wearing his night attire. I should point out that he'd passed out elsewhere in the house, before people start getting the wrong idea!!! :-O

In the early 80's I worked at M&S head office in London in the Hosiery dept and we were doing wearer trials on the 'new' hold-up stockings so we all got a pair to try. Mine fell down on the way to the station loads of times, on the train, all through Euston station and in Euston Square. Having got fed up trying to hoik them up unobtrusively I dived into the nearest phone box and took them off (it was February), marched to work and dumped them on the dek of the Head Selector. There were lots of other pairs already there!

When my daughters were small and learning to speak I taught them by noise association ie quack quack etc. My friend didn't believe in that and got his comeuppance. He took his 4 yr old son to the Nativity play at their church. It was very hushed as the manger scene was being enacted. Out of the silence "Daddy has baby Jesus got a penis too?

When I worked in a personnel department (HR for the people under 40 lol) many moons ago, I used to have to wander around the factory getting forms signed by the foremen. I walked into the apprentice block and into the little office. There was someone sitting with their back to me that I thought I recognised so I stuck both hands in his hair and roughed it up good and proper, shouting 'Gotcha!' When he turned round I didn't know him from Adam! Worse still it was his first day - I'm surprised he didn't make a run for it lol Magsx