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So many embarrassing moments such little time... I'll hav a think of any suitable to be put on this thread and get back to you. Re: dwarf's head up the skirt incident. When I was a holiday rep a certain premiership footballers younger brother stuck his head up my skirt so I kneed him in the chin! Hah! becx

Tracy, reminds me of what my ma used to do...a couple of years ago when we lived in a house, every night she would get up, get naked, go downstairs, eat chocolate then stand in the back garden! lol xxx

lol ! yeh but it was me who was blamed for leaving half can fulls of diet coke and chocolate wrappers in the fridge! lol xxx

In the school swimming gala, backstroke event, lost my trunks. len

Can't remember if I've told this one before on here. Years ago I worked in a very busy bakers shop. A good looking guy used to come in every lunch time and a few of the girls fancied him. We used to joke with him about how long it must take to blow dry his shoulder length hair. This day he came in and had had it all cut off. The shop was very busy. Walking up to the till I called back to him "I wouldn't mind giving you a blow job now!" I don't know who was more embarrassed him or me. (I was talking about with a hairdryer....honest) Christine

Walking into the male toilets, seeing a guy peeing at the urinal. He apologised to me and I just walked straight into the cubicle and did my business! Steedies fault for making me drink pink champagne!! xx

Bec, im cringing...thinking of when we were leaving the club the other night! roflmao !!! heehee! xx

My most emabarrassing moments was on my honeymoon. Three days into the honeymoon I decided to go for a quick jog before our evening meal in the hotel. I expected to be back within half an hour just in time for a shower and meet the wife in the resturant for our evening meal. My half hour jog turned into a nightmare when I got lost on the route back. It took me 3 1/2 hours to find my way round poorly signposted Cornish country lanes. Half way home I decided to take a short cut accoss a field. I decided to vault over a farmers gate, slipped and landed up on my **** up to my eyes in cow ****. Can you imagine what is was like for me to get past reception at the hotel. Worst still facing the wife. It could almost have been the shortest weding in history baut we are still togethr and rapidly approacing 25 years of wedded bliss. Go on have a laugh, everyone in the hotel did. !!!! Cheers

Melvin....awwww! lol! Reminds me of when my step dad took a 'short cut' on his bike and ended up in a ditch, head to toe in mud and the rest of it!xx

Nudging up for Steph lol Steph