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What is yours? Mine has to be when i did that bottom burp (lol) in front of a meeting room of directors, which i told you about ages ago! Does anyone else have any funny stories? -x-

going to a party in a YWCA, getting totally and utterly ratted and passing out in the loos.. having to be virtually carried out, as I was about to get locked in for the night with 200 women (damn shame lol). I was young and foolish lol

Paul !! what a shame!!! lol Julie, that made me giggle! x

Steph, to make it worse, a friend (female) said to me afterwards "if you were worried about being locked in with 200 women, I don't think you had anything to worry about". Charming !!!

OMG!!! im well laughing Paul! haha you plank!!! xxx

Another one of mine was when i met this guy to go to a bar, and it was raining and i had just done my hair, so i jumped out the car, ran over to him and made him run with me, then when we got to the bar, as we were running up to the bar, i slipped on the floor, screamed and landed on my back. i was wearing a skirt, so he saw everything, and a white vest top, which was soaked and went see through! he didnt even laugh! xx

Some years ago,my wife took our two year old into a toilet/ loo in a big shopping centre in Oz. ( Myers.) Apparently, whilst in the cubicle, attending to our daughter, a lady in the next cubicle next door to my wife and daughter must have been eating spicy foods or something of that nature, and was on the nose a bit. Our two year old said: Mummy!! that lady stinks. Hhmmmm....... my wife stayed in the cubicle for half an hour, to Embarrassed to come out. "out'a the mouths of babes" Tony. Oz

lol ! bless! xx

never been embarrassed steph. oh there was this time in tailand....... she said her name was lola!! xx

lol Paul!

When I worked in a personnel department (HR for the people under 40 lol) many moons ago, I used to have to wander around the factory getting forms signed by the foremen. I walked into the apprentice block and into the little office. There was someone sitting with their back to me that I thought I recognised so I stuck both hands in his hair and roughed it up good and proper, shouting 'Gotcha!' When he turned round I didn't know him from Adam! Worse still it was his first day - I'm surprised he didn't make a run for it lol Magsx

When my daughters were small and learning to speak I taught them by noise association ie quack quack etc. My friend didn't believe in that and got his comeuppance. He took his 4 yr old son to the Nativity play at their church. It was very hushed as the manger scene was being enacted. Out of the silence "Daddy has baby Jesus got a penis too?

In the early 80's I worked at M&S head office in London in the Hosiery dept and we were doing wearer trials on the 'new' hold-up stockings so we all got a pair to try. Mine fell down on the way to the station loads of times, on the train, all through Euston station and in Euston Square. Having got fed up trying to hoik them up unobtrusively I dived into the nearest phone box and took them off (it was February), marched to work and dumped them on the dek of the Head Selector. There were lots of other pairs already there!

Getting ratted on super strength vodka (the strength of which you can't buy over here), passing out in my mate's room then waking up to find myself in his bed wearing his night attire. I should point out that he'd passed out elsewhere in the house, before people start getting the wrong idea!!! :-O

These are so funny! and aunty Bendy,omg the vision of it!!! xx

its got to be having a dwarfs head up my skirt in a crowded pub.

it sounds really un PC but its true - unfortunately. Im nearly 6foot and this guy who happened to be a dwarf decided to come up to me and put his head up my skirt in my local. If hed been a normal size guy i probably would have decked him but the situation looked so ridiculous i felt guilty about smacking him one. I was mortified to say the least

This isnt mine - a young woman was invited to her new boyfriends house to meet his parents. It and they, were very posh and she was totally overawed. She was also dying for a pee so asked if she might wash her hands which she thought was posh for loo. They showed her into a huge room which contained coatpegs and a washbasin - no loo! Desperate and overcome with embarrassment at the thought of going out and saying, no I meant the loo, she did the only thing possible, pants down, up on the washbasin....the washbasin collapsed onto the floor, everyone came running to find her and the basin on the floor and her with her pants round her ankles!

OMG! how awful!!! I got another one! I was in Chelmsford a couple of weeks back visiting my dad. Me and dave had just got off the train and i saw my old boss walking down the stairs. So i ran after him, jumped on him and shouted ' Hiya Mikey baby!' he looked pretty shocked, and said 'erm i aint mike, im his twin Chris!' And to add to that my fella just walked straight past and pretended he didnt know me!!! xx

Try taking all your clothes off wondering around the house then try getting in bed with your mum and dad age 17