General Chat

I once adopted a donkey and put my mates' name and address on the form. After the same lad got his own back on me, I "borrowed" one of those temporary bus stop signs, and cemented it in the middle of his garden path! The lads thought it was hilarious, but he still lived with his parents and they didn't!

Husband took our labourer to England for a holiday - first he had to teach the lad a few usefull things like how to order a pint of beer: "I would like a punch on the nose"~ or how to ask for a packet of fags: " Can I sleep with your wife again".

My partner used to work for a double glazing firm and the showroom had a big floor to ceiling window that looked out onto the street. They used to superglue pound coins to the pavement then sit in the showroom laughing at poeple struggling to pick them up! Also we have a bench and a few flower pots in the front garden. We quite often open the front door to find them piled up in the porch. That's when we know our 'toilet roll' friend has been out walking the dog! lol Jeanette x

My hubby asked me to read out the bingo numbers in the news of the world one saturday,only thing was i could see all the numbers he needed on his card so i could not resist he was jumping up and down screeming Yes Yes so i did a runner

Once pretended to be someone else on CB radio and got a friend to shave off his tashe as i told him I didn't like kissing men with them.... he soon grew it back again when he realised it was a wind up!!

Hi Martin A friend of ours and his family came for xmas dinner a few years ago. My partner always prepares the Turkey and sticks a big onion in one end while it cooks. Our friend found this onion and 'hid' it in our bathroom on top of the shower unit. I found it a few days later when I went to clean. My partner had the keys to our friends house at the time as he was doing some work there. He managed to convince our friend he had hidden the onion somewhere in his house although he hadn't. He was pleading with him for months to tell him where it was! lol We also have a friend who thinks it's highly amusing when he comes round to ask to use the loo then wraps an entire loo roll round the bathroom fitments! oh ha ha! Jeanette x

Many years ago we were in a pub where the "guest beers" were chalked up on a board. One of the ales on sale was Ruddles. However the 'R' was not very clear. We persuaded one of our friends do did not know much about this ale to go to the bar and in a loud voice asked the barman for a pint of "Puddles", which was rather amusing!! Anybody got any really good ones?? Martin