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Lynn

Lynn Report 20 Nov 2004 15:45

New evening classs for men All are welcome Open to men only Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a max of eight participants The course covers two days and topics covered in this course inc: Day one How to fill ice cube tray. Toilet rolls- do they grow on holders. Differences between laundry basket and floor. practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics) Dishes and silverware:- do they levitate/fly to kitchen sink or dishwasher themselves. Loss of virility.....Losing the remote control to your significant other. Learning how to find things by starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Day two. Empty milk cartons: do they belong in the fridge or bin? Group discussion and role play. Health watch....bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Real men ask for directions. Real life testimonal from one man who did. Is it genetically inpossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Remembering inportant dates and calling when you are going to be late. Getting over it; learning to live with being wrong all the time. Individual councellors available.

Lynn

Lynn Report 20 Nov 2004 15:50

Oh Paul...after my hubby you can be first ....but I'm sure you you don't need any classes....LOL

Lynn

Lynn Report 20 Nov 2004 16:01

Yes bendy....just in case he forgets first time round...Think I will out hubby down for more than a few lessons. Wish there was one on...Once filling the kettle learn how to make a drink. Lynn

*  Bridget *

* Bridget * Report 20 Nov 2004 16:10

Can I sign up for my hubby?