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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 22 Nov 2004 16:18 |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 22 Nov 2004 16:18 |
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Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A: A canoe will tip. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many canadians does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie? 2. One to hold the cookie, and one to squeeze the rabbit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a Russian, a Englishman and a Canadian on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die. The first choice was to be shot, the second was to be hung and the third was to be injected with the AIDS virus. So the russian said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom!!! He was dead instantly. Then the Englishman said, "Just hang me." Snap!!! He was dead. Then the canadian said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the canadian asked for another shot, so the guards obliged, and now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants. So finally the Warden said, "What is wrong with you?!?!" The canadian replied, "You guys are so stupid ... I'm wearing a condom!!!" |
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