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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 22 Nov 2004 16:29 |
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that computors are MALE |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 22 Nov 2004 16:30 |
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Top 10 reasons computers must be male: 1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. A better model is always just around the corner. 3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 4. It is always necessary to have a backup. 5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 8. The lights are on but nobody's home. 9. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 10. Size does matter |
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Daniel | Report | 22 Nov 2004 16:34 |
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Playing that game are you? :-) Reasons Computers Are FEMALE 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 4. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 22 Nov 2004 16:50 |
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Hehehe :o))) Only 5 Dan?? |
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Jack (Sahara) | Report | 22 Nov 2004 17:48 |
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Well done to you both! I can't decide if my computer is male or female! |
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Unknown | Report | 22 Nov 2004 17:51 |
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Mine is definitely male - only a man would answer with "Error 404". And it isn't pink. nell |
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BobClayton | Report | 22 Nov 2004 18:00 |
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They can't be female. You can easily shut off the volume! Bob :) |
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