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Computer Smiles
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BobClayton | Report | 22 Nov 2004 21:20 |
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BobClayton | Report | 22 Nov 2004 21:20 |
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Some Sillys I found Customer: "I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor." My Teacher: "Do you have a booty disk on hand?" Me: (almost losing it) "Don't you mean a boot disk?" My Teacher: "Oh no. I need a booty disk to make the system booty up." Customer: "I am getting an error on my computer" Tech Support: "What kind of error?" Customer: "It says I have a corrupted file on my hard drive, and I should run 'Check Disk'." Tech Support: "Ok, we need to call in a ticket, and someone will be down shortly." Customer: "Can you make sure you bring some extra Check Disks, because mine does not work." Tech Support: "Uh. We're out of stock right now, but I'll order some." Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Customer: "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help." (defrag) A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine." Bob |
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