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A Friday evening chuckle

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Rosalind in Madeira

Rosalind in Madeira Report 26 Nov 2004 22:21

Think I'm missing something here, where are the piccies? Ann our cat is bad enough when she doesn't show her claws in anger! Ros

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 26 Nov 2004 21:39

Thanks Christine, glad you like them. Holly is about 15, we are not sure exactly how old she is as we had her from a rescue centre in 1996. She is extremely affectionate, very much a home cat and we have never seen her show her claws in anger. Ann Glos

Chris Ho :)

Chris Ho :) Report 26 Nov 2004 20:58

Good one Anne!.. some good photo's on pics page Anne, dear Holly cat! :)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 26 Nov 2004 20:54

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No' He replies ' Q has just given me this state of the art watch. I was just testing it.' The woman is intrigued and says' A state of the art watch?! What's so special about it?' Bond explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady asks 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, It says you're not wearing any knickers'. The woman giggles and replies ' well it must be broken cause im wearing knickers!' Bond smirks, taps his watch and says 'blasted things's an hour fast.' ann glos