General Chat

Hello, I'm Jack and I'm 4 yrs old. Nanny has gone really funny. We were looking out the window and there were people in the road talking to one another. One lot were walking backwards and have only gone and walked into a wall and landed upside down in someone's garden. Legs everywhere. Nanny is crying now, she says she's happy. Oh you old people. What do we do with you.

I think that would make a lot us feel so much better! Thanks for message Bend.

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Sorry aunty joan. can't understand what your remarks meant. Being 4 I can be excused.

Thank u Bendy. My nanny says I'm the best little runner bean in the world. I do get naughty once in a while but am a nice, polite and caring little boy. Why are there so many naughty adults out there wanting to hurt others? Ok nanny now we have to build the toy shop. Yes Jack.

Hi aunty bendy, have to go home soon. My nanny doesn't drink gin. She says it makes people sad. She's just a funny person without that stuff. She doesn't eat choc either. Boring no she's great. Nanny can I try that elderberry wine you've just made. No Jack stick to the water.

Jack, Now you must have watched Captain Scarlet? Best bet to shut nanny up is tie her hands behind a chair and put masking tape across her mouth! This is just from experience Jack, as when my little boy was your age he did that to me, I thought it was really funny until I realised he was not going to untie me or take the masking tape off as he was Captain White for the day!!!!!! Kim

Jack - can we come round and play at your nannys too? sounds as if you have lots of fun xx

Hi Kim, did that to nanny but she is too good for me. Escaped. Now I'm hanging of the washing line by my ears. Nanny I love you let me down........