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BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 29 Nov 2004 12:15 |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 29 Nov 2004 12:15 |
CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on"). DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}. PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK. LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows |
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helenbell | Report | 29 Nov 2004 14:10 |
Nice one Elaine lol Helen :-)))))))) |
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Winter Drawers Ever Near | Report | 29 Nov 2004 14:15 |
Nice one. |
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Speedy | Report | 29 Nov 2004 14:15 |
That is brill, had to share it with them at work, I wish I could see their faces when they get a virous warning!!!!!!!! :))) Bev |
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Glenys the Menace! | Report | 29 Nov 2004 15:14 |
- and there was I, pencil and paper at the ready. The words Line, Sinker and Hook come to mind lol! Very good, though. Glenys. |
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AnninGlos | Report | 29 Nov 2004 15:40 |
another funny one Elaine ann Glos |
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