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Hi Marion My daughter in law has made this cake and she has been out of control ever since She sent me the recipe but as she had raided my vodka bottle sadly I can't make it Bren

Hi Marion My daughter in law has made this cake and she has been out of control ever since She sent me the recipe but as she had raided my vodka bottle sadly I can't make it Bren

marion why not join my site and add it xxxxxx for all my members to see and try x

Already been done Marion xxxx Original Added by Dee from Bexleyheath on 19/11/2004 12:02:26 Update Message | Delete Message Vodka and Red Bull Christmas Cake Yup, it's nearly that time of the year. and now is the time to start baking that Christmas cake. So to help you, here is a recipe for VODKA AND RED BULL CHRISTMAS CAKE INGREDIENTS 1 cup water 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 4 large eggs 1 cup white sugar 1 cup brown sugar 2 cups dried fruit Lemon juice Nuts 1 can of Red Bull 1 bottle of Vodka METHOD 1. Sample the vodka to check the quality. (VERY IMPORTANT) 2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. 3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of vodka and mix with a little Red Bull and drink. 4. Repeat. 5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. 7. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still ok. 8. Flavour with Red Bull to taste. 9. Try another cup - just in case, turn the mixerer off. 10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit. 11. Pick fruit off the floor. 12. Mix on the turner. 13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver. 14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitiy, flavour with a little Bed Rull. 15. Next, ssifffft two cups of salt Or something. Who giveshz a s**t 16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder. 17. Pick up the can, mop the floor. 18. Check the vodka (shee steps 3 and 4). 19. Now shift the lemon and strain your nuts. 20. Add one table. 21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. 22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. 23. Don't forget to beat off the turner. 24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog. 25. Fall into bed. Cherry Mistmas!!

We make our Christmas cake in August. Stick it in an airtight tin and give regular injections of brandy. By now you can get drunk on the smell when you open the tin and it will keep for ever. Makes me dribble just thinking about it. Maybe try the vodka recipe next time lol

Any of this cake left folks! :)

Pour us another slice please...... :-))))

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will try that and eat all of it to myself.HIC!!!!!!!xxxxx(:

That's better, now we know what sort of cake it is, we like that sort. :))) Bev

Thanks for hint about the title Joan. Is this any better? Marion

Nice one Marion ann Glos

nudge ,this is too funny to disappear yet. deserves a more interesting title maybe???

That sounds like my kinda cake... Bev

I love that! I bought all my fruit etc... today and am weighing it out & soaking in brandy till tomorrow, (thats the fruit ,not me)I will print this out and put it in my Delia to give my kids a laugh (if they ever useit) in the future!! Joan.

1 Cup water 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 2 pints of vodka. 1. Sample the vodka to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check vodka again. Sniff suspiciously to make sure it is of highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. 2. Turn on electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter in a large, Fluffy bowl. Add 1 cup of sugar. Beat again. At thish point it'sh best to make sure the vodka is shrill okay. Phwee. Try nother cup, jussin case. 3. Turn off the mixerer. 4. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cupla dried fruit. Pick fried druit off the floor. 5. Mix on the turner. If the druid fright gets stuck in teh beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriber. 6. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who shives a git? 7. Check the voddie for body. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts Add one table. 8. Adda spoona sugar or something - make a medicine go down. Whatever you can find. 9. Grease oven, slosh in fridge. Turn cake tin 360 degrees, hold on to floor for balance. 10. Don't forget to beat off the turner. 11. Finally, throw the bowl throught the window, finish vodka and dog up the pick. Who wants Christmas Cake anyway. Fall into bed, dream of Cherry Mistmas. Who likes fruitcake anyway lol

Just come across this recipe for the perfect Christmas Cake - you can't go wrong. See below.